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10 Types of Drunks In Terms of Ryan Gosling

 

10.The Sleeper – They’re always falling asleep at the bar or “soooo” tired after one drink.

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9. The Philosopher – They suddenly become deep and want to know the greater meaning in everything. Why is my drink so blue like the sky, man?

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8. The ‘I’m SOOOOO hammered!’ – “O.M.G. I’M TOTES WASTED EVERYONE. LOOK AT ME.

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7. The Playboy – “Did you see the way she looked at me? She wants the D!” You’ve said that about the last ten girls who walked by, dude.

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6. The Disappearing Act – The friend that always vanishes from the group.

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5. The ‘Where’s My Shoe’ – Don’t even pretend like you don’t know that person. Seriously, how do they never make it home with both still attached to their feet?

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4. The Loud Mouth – They’re always shouting at the top of their lungs at the party / bar.

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3. The Braggart – “I CAN OUT DRINK EVERYONE AND ANYONE, EVER. I’M SO BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.”

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2. The Exorcist – They’ve had WAY too much and start projectile vomiting and end up looking like hell.

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1. The Incredible Hulk – They start a fight at every bar and rip their shirt off while 3 friends apologize and push them towards the door. “COME AT ME, BRAH!”

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